Georgie Boy Needs You!

Georgie boy recently had a house fire that destroyed oh so many of his pretty things. He belongs in the desert and YOU can ease his process of coming out. I let him tap my ass, let him tap yours. It won’t hurt nearly as much as you think and you might even enjoy it. I know I did. Philanthropy with a reacharound. What a concept. I contributed at the Executive Producer’s Level. In doing so, Georgie has made all of my dreams come true! Just look at the lovely note he sent me:

My darling Foxfur,

You have been all too kind in lending me your support. I feel compelled to return your love and affection by naming you as my Executive Producer, you sweet thing you. There may be others but you will always be my first. There is often no reward suitable for such philanthropic endowments, yet I feel I must offer you something beyond that which I have offered to others. I will direct my minion, Mister Jellyfish, to lovingly emboss your unforgettable name next to those of the scrumptious darlings who have made it possible for me to come out. To go along with this public display of my adoration, I will shower you with all manner of lovely and divine gifties. Although I would rather surprise you, I simply cannot contain myself. Here is what I would would like to provide you with as but a small token of my gratitude:

An autographed picture of me, Georgie Boy, Fallen Queen of Broadway.

A private video of me whispering sweet nothings of your choice. Please, I can say no more than 20 words as you’ve taken my breath away.

My undershirt for you to sniff, feel, and wear. It will remind you of our special time together.

A four button remote control allowing you to interrupt me at any time you wish. Simply step up in front of my art installation and press a button to interrupt the game and I’ll turn to engage in a brief conversation with you… personally! YOU will have the power to control my desires, to make me say “Yes”, “NO”, and perhaps even “You arouse me so”. I’m not sure that my minions will be able to do this, but a boy can dream, can’t he? Regardless, The crowd around you will see that you have the key to my heart and that you are able to stop me in the middle of my performance to pause and chat with you. How’s that for special treatment?

And finally, It would give me great pleasure, even more pleasure than your hot little ass has already given me, to bestow upon you a bottle of cheap brandy and a beautiful snifter with which to sip it with. I’d be so honored if you would attend a torrid little soiree that I’ve planned in the desert. Just imagine the two of us in a passionate embrace, sipping brandy while others watch. Fabulous!

Alas, I must end this letter of love. Poochie feels the need to address his bodily concerns. As much as I regret having to end this missive, I would regret it even more were he to soil the carpet. Again. Please oh please do come to see me. I will never forget the comfort and joy that you have provided me in my time of need.

My heart belongs to you,

Georgie Boy

Now isn’t that sweet? He’s a dream and I miss him so. I just can’t wait to see him again. Only five more weeks and we’ll be together… Please visit him and consider contributing. Not only will you receive his undying affection, you will be showered with a load of his wonderful schwag. Now get behind him and do your part, lover…

Georgie’s Bio: Georgie Boy: Fallen Queen Of Broadway Homepage

Note: You will see a funding statement in the sidebar stating that the project is fully funded. This is a LIE! It DOES NOT reflect the fact that poor Georgie has suffered the catastrophic house fire that destroyed critical parts of the animatronic and material components that are essential to bringing this art project to life and to Burning Man 2011..

Donate to support Georgie Boy: Georgie Boy: Fallen Queen Of Broadway, Fundraising page at IndieGoGo

Georgie’s Facebook Page: Georgie Boy On Facebook

Mister Jellyfish’s Facebook Page: Mister Jellyfish On Facebook

Both Georgie and I thank you!